What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:41

Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What made you stop being an addict?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
What habits do happy couples have?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.